Seriously! Can we get her to write an article about this?

As a fat woman who never gets fucking laid (pun totally intended) and who realizes that it has a lot to do with self-image and a total inability to flirt, I wish I could follow you around so that you could teach me your ways.

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…

Ah... the pretentiousness of 3rd party voters. I basically got told to shut up by an American friend because I told him it was a throwaway to vote 3rd party, I know nothing about American politics. This, coming from a guy who kept posting stupid memes on my wall during the last Canadian election.

Not really relevant but Keegan-Michael Key was just in Boston where my friend is a union organizer, leading a picket of a hotel workers at a Boston hotel. Key not only stopped by to tell the workers he supports their cause, he posed for a photo holding a picket sign. It’s always nice to hear that a celebrity who you…

Really? No one? Not black women?

When the story first broke and they were bleeping everything, my mother called me to ask what all the bleeped out words were, since she doesn’t use the internet. It was a milestone in our relationship, me talking to her about pussies and ass and tits. Proud mother-daughter moment. 

I want her and John Oliver to be my real family.

The best way to get in shape to hike is to hike. You cannot reproduce that kind of terrain in the gym and so you will never work all the muscles you need to.

As someone who was at home during a home invasion, tied up, stuffed in my closet and threatened to be killed if the pin # for my debit card didn’t work, this is one of the few times I can sympathize with what a Kardasian is going through. Whatever your view on Kim and her family and how they do business, no one…

Later, Maeve wakes up in the middle of an operation (sleep mode wasn’t turned on, or didn’t work)

When she kept going without flinching, without stepping away, without showing any discomfort or breaking even for a second while he intimidatingly loomed up behind her I honestly choked up. I know that feeling of a large man standing too close for you, and how hard it is to train yourself not to react. Hillary is made…

I am so fucking embarrassed. This election has turned into a fucking sideshow. We are voting to elect the leader of the free world. What in the fuck happened to us? This is the lowest point in American political history.

and an appreciation for a lightskinned who’s always in his feelings

exsube me it is hared to c thru the teears

Can you actually imagine Jezebel publishing an article entitled “Could X’s Sexual Assault Accusation Have Been Staged?”

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

But he says “I paid a lot of money because I want you to fight back.”

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

This applies even when the cops are not shot at. And if there is no weapon, if the suspect has his/her hands raised, if the suspect has his/her back turned, if the suspect is lying face down hand cuffed, if the suspect is running away, if the suspect is mentally ill, if the suspect is kneeling, if the suspect is…