Will his ugly suits take his ugly face with them? As much as I hate the miss universe pageant, there’s no doubt that that stage has some of the world’s most beautiful people inside and out, standing on it. Steve Harvey has no business even being within a mile radius of those women. First they have this sexist…

There must be plenty of overstock of this stuff. How about it, Melonpuss?

Leo is fatter than Amy. He never mentions it; neither does anyone else. PS You have to have a gigantic head if you want to get picked for Hollywood.

Thank you!! When did Jez re-brand itself as a Mommyblog?? Why are people using Madonna’s PR stunt as an excuse to ramble about their tedious child-rearing testimonials?? Ugh.

If you had any idea the kind of thirst and shameless drive that is behind every Oscar win, you might be a little less repelled by DiCaprio’s desire to win. “Hasn’t done anything to deserve it yet?” Hmm. He’s been in the industry for the past 30 years, learning his craft by working with the best directors, turning out…

Every time Madonna’s publicists assistants assistant announces that the ordinaries are partaking in parenting discourse after devouring what has been spilled from the office, she squeals with glee. We only read about Madonna and Guy’s co-parenting conflict because it is an integral part of the strategy, which in M’s…

It’s actually 12.

Never said she wasn’t smart, or capable. Just hope she experiences a bounty of fresh dick before she dies. Would be a shame if the only love she ever got in her lifetime was from the Captain Kangaroo that lusted for her at 14.

Condolences. Hopefully this means that before she dies, Celine will have a chance to have sex with someone other than the old dude who groomed her and took her virginity at a time when she should have been out banging everything in site

I prefer to take my inspiration from someone whose full time job is not to look as young and beautiful as possible, aided by a staff of people who function as cooks, cleaners, shoppers, errand runners, schedulers, all-around ass-wipers. Seriously, do we need to contribute to another celebrity mortgage payment in order…