Perhaps. But it was the perfect opportunity to call him a clown and kick him in the balls and she disappointed.

Publicists are a large monthly expense. Sometimes proving that an actor has common impulses is a lot of work. Money well spent.

The big head theory is a well known fact. My uncle is a casting agent and is always wailing about talent that is overlooked for having appropriate proportions. The camera loves a lollipop.

So many things in life make no sense and appear to be pointless. This woman-child is a very good example of this.

Knuckledragger chic.

?? New to Gawker? We come here to be amazed by the absurd, not share the mundane.

Probably. I didn't realize Gawker was attempting to fill the gap that was made when Ann Landers and Abigail van Buren died.

I don't know these people from a back of rocks, so I don't feel that my experiences are on par with theirs. I feel left out because everyone seems to relate to the parenting issues of billionaire celebrities as if there is some kind of universality at play that makes our issues the same as "theirs". But it's cool that…

I may be an asshole but not lacking compassion or motivated by bitterness. I was attempting to highlight the strange, emotional comments people make regarding the losses experienced by famous, very well endowed strangers and I wonder if they are moved by (or even aware of) loss experienced by the non-famous every…

No, you are fine.

Celine's children didn't have the misfortune of finding a parent hanging. Losing a parent sucks. There is no contest. It does make a difference, however, when grieving a parent is compounded with financial stress and uncertainty, which is often the dilemma faced by children of the non-celeb. Dion's children are…

I have a feeling that the kids will be comforted by the bazillions of dollars that will prevent them from ever having to work a day in their lives, even though Daddy left them while they were young , unlike the rest of the children of People magazine buying peasants who don't know if college is anywhere in their…

I will run right out and buy Cammie's follow-up as soon as she quits the biz, moves to Buffalo, goes out and gets a 9-5 job, drives herself and her kids around, cooks, cleans, does her own laundry, shopping, and pumps her own gas, and then writes a follow-up titled, "Pretty Fucking Tired: How To Look Human In the Real…

Whatever you want to say about this woman, can't nobody deny, she has the best freaking skin care team on the planet. And by skin care, I mean Dr. de Frahan.