EDITED CAUSE IM A DINKUS AND CONFUSED MIMOSA WITH SAMOSA

They sound like all the worst vodka flavours.

YES. When I saw the header image, these are the thoughts that went through my brain in the span of about a second and a half:

It's easy to deal with once you know what you are supposed to do. The second seat pops up top or on the back really easily. When my older daughter got a little bigger, I'd use it as a single and just keep the second seat in the storage space just in case. I wish I had a picture of it set up with the baby pocket. I…

I mean seriously. I’m not a handbag person. I own fewer shoes than any woman I know. I live in a small one bedroom. The baby sleeps in the cheapest IKEA crib available. Honestly, I live a fairly modest life considering my husband and I both spent years upon years in school and then making nothing as residents. Yeah, I…

Mandela: 27 years

good behavior in prison

That’s what it sounds like to me too, but I don’t understand what would compel someone to run away when it is literally risking their own life. Which in turn makes me not only worried for her physical health but worried for her mental health too. :\
Hopefully she’ll be found safe, and soon, regardless of what happened.

Yeah but THIS site and its posters jumped ALL over that shite.

I saw some of her stand up, and it just wasn’t as funny as her show. It’s disappointing when someone who is genuinely hilarious makes a joke with a racist punchline. I know the point isn’t supposed to be “ha ha this group is stereotypical” but rather “ha ha racism is ridiculous.” It doesn’t work for me at this point.…

You’re missing the bigger story: two women in a DV situation face 7 game suspension each no questions asked. The public has to revold to get serial male batterers in professional sports to face any consequences ever.

I feel like her real statement isn’t in the questions she asks or the video itself (which I honestly could not even watch), it’s in the release of this material to the public and their interpretation of it. To me, the real power in her message is simply in the comments to that video. I’m a knee-jerk “BAN ALL THE…

Jim Gaffigan is hilarious tho. But I feel ya on taking after the male giants in the family. And being denied mom’s svelte figure. At least I got dad’s empathy and kindness traits so everything isn’t horrible.

Not the same in terms of looks, but I loooooooooooooooove Peyton Manning, and I met him at a signing after he graduated from UT. I was completely overcome and my brain just stopped working and I just laughed hysterically in his face for a few minutes while my mom kept whispering at me to say my name.

I’m attempting to make some of the decorations for my daughters first birthday (in September). I’m doing it early because most likely I won’t be very successful. I’m lucky though, I am creative I just can’t make it happen but I have a friend who can help me.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

When I taught in justoutsideofCPS, 93% of our students were part of free or reduced lunch, Thank god, they got the same lunch as everyone else, even if their parent/guardian/sibling had not paid the balance. We were a one middle school/3 grade school district though and the decisions were made by the community. Even…

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Just sayin’, I like your writing and I like the sound of your aunt. Passover at House Snark must be pretty damn fantastic.