If she really said that, then your aunt sounds pretty awesome.

Mine too. Granted, my brother is not my dad’s biological child, but he did adopt him when he was four because his sperm donor was a psychotic, abusive, narcissistic deadbeat. My brother? Followed in his sperm donor’s footsteps, unfortunately.

True...I too have a sociopathic, alcoholic cousin that is the family’s burden.

I understand she kind of is expecting it (I mentioned this to my fiance last night and apparently a while ago she asked him if he was going to propose and told him to not screw it up) but at the same time, based on other things, I still expect some break down. :( Maybe I’ll be surprised.

My cousin’s ex freaked out! My cousin dated this dude for two years. We all liked him, he seemed like a nice dude, they looked like they were probably headed towards marriage... until my cousin found out he cheated on her. He spent weeks trying to get her back and she kept dodging him. Like two months later she…

I feel you. My fiance’s ex has a very sick grandbaby. They have two kids together (grandbaby is from a much earlier relationship) so we don’t feel like we can not tell her, nor can we tell the boys until she is back from being out of state with the grandbaby. I don’t think she thinks they should get back together, but…

LOL THE MATHS TEACHER WIFE IS A BALLER

no matter because:

“flimed”: perfect combo of film and slime.

I always think two things when someone makes a “no girls on the internet” joke. One, that it’s not 2003 anymore so come on, and Two: I had a 1200 baud modem and a BBS in 1989. I’ve been on the “internet” longer than some of these people have been alive. It’s MY internet, YOU get off!

You know what, you’re right about that! She DOES pick up roles when they suit her/fit their schedule. She however, does not have some weird “brand” she’s trying to promote to keep her name recognition up. She has done everything to keep their kids our of the spotlight including being a huge supporter of what Halle…

Over at Gawker they had an article about a man who was roofied and robbed of an expensive watch by two ladies he met at a bar. The first poster wrote a tongue and cheek comment to the effect of it serves him right given he was so flashy. It was the bat signal for every Cheeto licker to scream victim blaming, many of…

I used to work for this company, and I was put on “fat probation” twice. Once was January 2nd, they didn’t give me a chance to try on a larger kilt and told me they were “worried for my health” and that they “just wanted me to “be healthy”. I went from a size 2 to a size 5, still MUCH smaller than the average U.S.…

If Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard don’t make it, I will legit cry. It’s too sad to even think about.

Ben just always looks like he wants to get Jennifer in an... uncomfortable place: like the back of a Volkswagen.

Unpopular opinion: I like both of them and I like them together and I hope this isn’t true.

Slick Rick has a song (“Adults Only”) in which he literally and unmistakably rapes a woman and he’s still considered a Rap Superhero, so I think you may be mistaken about that last bit.

Also NXNE always sucks, I think the organizers saw that Vice is for some reason obsessed with Action Bronson, and they were like “oooooh wow tastemakers” and booked him.

The biggest issue is that he’ll actually be performing at one of the free public showcases on City of Toronto public property. If people were paying for tickets to see him in a private venue (which is how the rest of the fest works), it would be harder to object, but this his show is going to happen in Toronto’s…

Anna, I firmly disagree with your understanding of the law on this case. They are well within the bounds of the law to interview a child to determine that child's behavior. They wouldn't be allowed to make a blanket rule against children or lack of children, they can make rules against children with shitty behavior.…