I had a teacher who smoked weed in his car during his planning period, then steal my lunch and waste half the class showing us Virginia O’Keffe vagina paintings.

Doing drunk right!

I mean, let’s be real. It was ridiculous. We ALL wanted to be thrown in the trash.

There was a kindergarten teacher at my elementary school who used to throw unruly children in the trash.

His story is so sad. Deacon needs to move to Oregon & make furniture.

Speaking of Catholic values, shouldn’t pro-choice progressives be terrified of Tim Kaine on the ticket? After all, he has said he is personally opposed to abortion. If you didn’t look any further, then a pro-choice feminist like myself might have cause for concern. Continue digging just one inch deeper though and…

Some day, when we all least expect it, Michelle will throw Shade so epic that the Honorable Judge Kara Brown will have to write a special episode of Shade Court on it.

Unfortunately, 44 percent of the time in October, that’s also his reaction.

Why do you hate love? You must not be here for the right reasons.

He says he is well known.

Oh Prince, my sweet prince. What was in his heart that caused him such pain?

All the points for telling his mom!! That’s amazing, and I hope he learned his lesson, and his mother realized she still has some work to do!

good for your daughter!

Man, you are really bad at gauging when sarcasm is appropriate.

She did fine Mama, We’re all watching