Lengthen the window before streaming.
Lower promotion budgets.
Greenlight more low-budget stuff that makes profit very easily.
Slash CEOs’ pay.
And, perhaps most importantly, BE PATIENT. It’s gonna take probably another 10 years before the box office reaches 2019 levels again, no matter what you do.

I avoid the expensive snack prices by...not buying snacks.

If I put my tip into the jar as cash, then the people making my food in the kitchen only have to report 15% rather than the 20% I actually gave them. If I do it electronically, the whole 20% gets hit.

First of all, St. Louis Bread Company.
Now that that’s out of the way...

Barsanti isn’t a good enough writer for that kind of nuanced mockery.

But advertisers ALSO don’t want the vast majority of the userbase being cutoff from the platform when Apple & Android automatically delist the app for violating their ToS.

So there’s precedent for Elon’s narcissistic belief that he should be allowed to say whatever the hell he wants without consequence.

Sam, PLEASE tell me you realize that Earboy & Pizzaface were played by Server & Mitchell, who are both already in this movie as other characters, the latter of whom is the lead?

The answer: Young people can’t even support themselves, much less their elders, because of policies designed to allow the ultra-rich to hoard obscene amounts of wealth.

The verbs aren’t gendered, at least.

It couldn’t get traction because actual people of that ethnicity hated it (which makes sense, as it’s unpronounceable). I think “Latine” is starting to catch on, though; that one works a lot better.

And they took points off of the review for every single showing that day where the sequence wasn’t suddenly removed.

Nah, he’s too boring to hate.

> “I’m right down the center”
> lyrics consist entirely of right-wing talking points

Animal-House-era John Belushi would’ve taken this guy out of the equation for us just fine.

How about vilifying him because he’s lying about himself & his lyrics are genuinely awful from a technical standpoint?

See you again exactly one year from now, right here? Let’s make it a tradition.

Things like this tend to set precedence for similar things in other states, because as it turns out the states aren’t as isolated from one another as conservatives want us to think, so there’s reason to be invested in it even to those who don’t live in Ohio.

“Wanna pay me $8 but not actually have anything at all to show for it?”

StarFox already did that (along with a big glowing Y & a big glowing Z).