Interesting point! But in my view, Jezebel is a platform for expression as opposed to a purveyor of “products” or a vehicle for commerce, or profit driven in it’s motivation.

i recently discovered the joy of seaweed snacks, and i love them so much. they’re approximately two calories though so they don’t do much in the nourishment department but they are delightful.

This same source says Trump doesn’t have a “concession speech ready and [has] no intention of recognizing Joe Biden’s presidency,” even by attending his inauguration, and that Melania and Barron have “stayed in their private quarters” throughout the stinky hamburger conferences.

Those crispy seaweed sheets are good. Or fruit. Or a piece of chocolate if I really don’t care and it’s a bad day. Or a carrot.

I favor a scorch GOP-earth policy. Let loose the professionals at the DOJ on to each and everyone who was ever a part of the 45* regime. Including sitting US senators like McConnell for the shady dealings that favored his wife’s companies. They ALL need to be prosecuted to the fullest so they know that they should…

For me, the perfect afternoon snack is a small bowl of fresh olives. Change up the type, sometimes stuffed, sometimes not, but lots of potential variety here too.

The woman was the husband’s friend first but she still forged a friendship with the LW at some point which apparently spanned years. So I get it. It does seem like the LW is directing an unequal amount of vitriol at her though, due to the apparent belief that the husband feels bad and so that makes up for it, which…

I think it should only be “squarely” on the husband if you don’t know the woman. If someone you consider a friend has an affair with your partner, you have every right to be pissed at her. That is also a betrayal. I have no expectation of a random woman to have loyalty to me in any way but I sure as fuck expect my…

This is the best line I’ve ever read on Jez:

I see your point, but it’s kind of splitting hairs. And emotions are more intimate than sex a lot of the time.

My ex got a lot of the rage.  But the other woman got a her share when she decided that it was ok to contact me, and tell me that I needed to sign the papers.  The second she stepped into the middle of something that wasn’t her business, I gained every right to chew her dumb ass out, and I did.

“Fucking asshole” is a good all-purpose label. Then elaborate on that as circumstances allow.

The English language is rich with insults - I agree that steering towards some less gendered insults is pretty doable and a good idea.  

I hope this awful bitch I worked with years ago can never find jeans that really work on her, and also that she may have unfettered access to abortion services should she need them.

Lying cunt for the win!

Valentina black label represent.

They don’t talk to anybody Black.

Oh god I didn’t mean to suggest that you should listen to trash racist Republicans. I meant that like, I’m a Democrat who spent a long time talking to Republicans before the election and my Democrat pals repeatedly dismissed what I was telling them about the chances of winning the election. There are many shades of…

I have a budget waffle maker I got in a Yankee swap gift exchange several years ago that does its job. It make a nice round waffle that’s halfway between Belgian and Eggo. I found a good recipe online that makes several, so I like to slightly undercook all but the two we are going to eat so I can freeze them. 30…

I didn’t think that Hillary was going to win and I didn’t trust the polls. This is not because I am smarter or politically savvy in any way whatsoever. This is because I kept in touch with my “disenfranchised” (lol) hometown. What was incredibly fucking annoying though was when everyone in my super liberal city…