Some serious movie magic performed on those two for their 15 minutes.

I know this is petty and beside the point, but didn’t Mr. Stepford have dark hair when he was menacing the community?  Did he go blonde to get daddy Trump’s attention?

Translation from RWNJ to English: “They want to help let black people move in here.”

That’s why I qualified it with most crock pot recipes. People keep trying to force it to be something that it’s not (same as the instant pot), all in the name of easy meal prep. Beans, soups\stock\some sauces, meat\poultry where texture isn’t a primary concern are the crock pot’s wheel house. But no, the internet is…

This. KD is for when I want KD (usually I get the cauliflower based one, to lie to myself). Mac and cheese is when I want Mac and cheese.

At the beginning of the pandemic here, my dad sent me 30 boxes of Kraft mac and cheese. I’m 31, haven’t lived at home since I was 17, but he (correctly) remembered that one of the highlights of my childhood was getting a tour of the Kraft factory and being given a few boxes of Spider-Man shaped mac and cheese two…

I’ll absolutely eat the Kraft Three Cheese blue box (with a slice of American for extra creaminess), but if I’m going for a dry-cheese boxed product, I prefer this:

All I’m saying is this. Don’t be hypocritical. We can’t on one hand be like “YAS QUEEN SLAY” over transphobes and homophobes, and then say “YAS ELLEN DIE.”

Everyone who uses their power like that should be called out, and no one should be given a pass just because others are doing it too.

For fucks sake. They raped women and children. Ellen was a mean boss. In what fucking world are these things equivalent?

Having read / heard enough of her interviews, she changed the spelling of her last name to mirror D’Arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins....which is a round-about way of telling you she’d disagree with that part (though hopefully not the “great person” part).

William Jackson Harper went from almost quitting acting to being nominated for an Emmy in five years. Unreal.

As an aside, Broad City was great at casting actors in small roles who really click with the main cast. The super-weird energy between D’Arcy Carden and Abbi Jacobson is one of my favorite parts of the series.

I can still see the video where she is bleeding and hobbling around on feet that had bullet wounds to them, and the cops and the general public treated it like it was no big deal “she probably cut her feet because she was barefoot” they said. Think of any white singer or actress and think if they would be treated like…

Nobody cares about black women **gasps in fake shock**

A few hours later, I asked my brother for “help” with my algebra homework. By the end of the night, he’d done my homework for me.

LOL I know that one. Lose a noticeable amount of weight before your 40th b-day and people gush “OMIGOD YOU LOOK AMAZING HOW’D YOU DO IT??!!?” Do it after your fortieth and they take you aside to whisper-ask if everything’s OK. 

In 6 months I’ve lost about 30 pounds through diet and exercise, but everyone where I work (a hospital) just thinks I have cancer.

Body and fitness is something I never know how to speak about, and I mean that from a personal experience, as it always ends up being a wrong way to talk about it. So I’ve had huge weight fluctuations in my life and am at the moment in one of the leanest phases for reasons I honestly don’t comprehend. I’ve worked out…