It’s been pretty priceless watching Ben Shapiro self own by claiming his wife has never had a WAP.

My good friend is a pretty well known choreographer. She has had an uptick of kids who audition for her advanced classes, thinking they are experts because of Tik Tok. She has to explain that dance consists of a lot more than memorizing 15 seconds of moves. 

The only way out of this mess is through it. Steer into it. Make an entire series of beers labeled with various cultures’ words for pubes. Sell each sixer with a merkin beer koozie. 

For context, Alberta is the Texas of Canada. 

I love it and I’m here for it.

My takeaway from this Dirt Bag is that t-shirts under spaghetti strap dresses are back. #ninetiesteen #ifyouworeitthefirstimearound

I don’t know if it means you’re old but your description: “attractive teens dancing for 15 seconds...” does seem accurate for big parts of TikTok. I was so unattractive as a teen and so lacking in confidence. I can’t imagine having to deal with something like TikTok.

It’s also distinctly possible that he was rejected on a purely academic basis, just because Mark Meadows nominated him does not necessarily mean he was academically qualified. Not saying that he wouldn’t necessarily have failed the psych eval, just that I don’t have a hard time believing that someone who barely passed…

i had no idea i wanted to visit guadeloupe so much until this. damn.

Madison Cawthorn actually sounds like the name of the waspy antagonist in the new Mean Girls movie.

“sets a dangerous precedent,” because it leads to a “victimhood mentality.”

His name is “Madison Cawthorn”....he was BORN as an Old White Guy

Congrats, Madison. You’re 24 and already an Old White Guy. Except maybe you yell “Hey get off my lawn...bro!” Another grifter mouthing the same old cliches to same lumpen clods who are afraid of anything that isn’t them. 

“Wouldn’t” not “couldn’t.” Those HR policies are an active choice.

They couldn’t tell you the outcome of your own complaint? That’s nuts.

I’ve tried to like edibles but they just don’t do it for me. I hate not being able to tweak my experience as I go. That said, the one time I dialed it in perfectly, it was a great experience, more body than mind which is something I like and struggle to achieve. 

My spouse and I now treat ourselves with gourmet grocery items. It’s (mostly) healthier, cheaper and safer than a restaurant. Our favorite hummus, for example, is $12/lb. Too expensive for us to purchase regularly, but the perfect occasional treat. Same with things like more expensive wines, cheeses, etc.

A perfect slice of pie. Once a week, I go to Nation’s for a slice (which is 1/4 of a pie) of their no-sugar added apple pie. Take it home, cut it into 2 servings. Top one serving with plain Greek yogurt mixed with maple syrup. Eat very slowly, savoring the perfect crust, tender apples, the spice blend (definitely…

Bread pudding and spending too much money at the liquor store. 

I’m going to say this much in my opinion, this young was probably strong enough to have survived the sexual assault, but not the outlandish assault sat upon her by her community, public servants, and that piece of shit family the Barnett’s.