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If Dump ever, in some alternate reality pocket universe, wants to learn how to actually attract women as an older man, he should study Patrick and Ian. Both of them are old enough to be my grandfather and both of them could get it in one nanosecond (or in Ian’s case, any of my gay friends). It’s not their age. It is

FYI I asked if he invited Jonathan Chait, and he told me he only reads The Cut.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

Who waits last minute to order a cake this size for such a public event? Does not one person working for him have an original idea?

I think everything Donald does is driven by a surface hatred of Obama, and a much deeper desperate need to be Obama.

“Goldman’s cake, in contrast, was composed of nine differently-flavored layers of cake, because it was an actual cake.” lol for crying out loud, he’s going to pinch pennies on cakes and dresses and still rob the country blind

This feels like a metaphor for his entire time in office. Look grand but turns out it was stolen from someone else and it’s fake inside.

Nah, she donated the proceeds to people Trump want to hurt. That’s apology enough.

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

she knows Herr Drumpf tried to get Tiffany aborted, right?

It’s like being furious about amputations. It’s an unfortunate medical procedure that is sometimes necessary, but no one gets riled up about Hippocratic oathes to “do no harm” when a surgeon is holding a scalpel (or even a bone saw).

The abortion rate is currently at its lowest point since Roe v Wade passed. Because we had Planned Parenthood and access for free birth control.

This “preborn women’s rights” line is the newest argument the anti-abortion crowd is pulling out of their asses. I just had a guy try and pull it on me this morning. This along with the “okay, we’re gonna be feminists now, only pro-life ones” (oxymoron much?), is obviously the latest strategy coming down from the

They were there to reclaim feminism for the anti-abortion movement, to use the language of feminism, but to recenter on “pre-born” women and the abortion industry. “We’re marching for the pre-born,” Lori told Jezebel. Both of them were unhappy about the unapologetically pro-choice stance of the Women’s March.

Collective cultural memory is very, very, very short... So it’s normal that every election feels OMG Totally Different from all those that came before. Everyone thinks that THIS is the most amount of fear and anger that the country’s ever been put through, the worst election cycle, the ugliest everything, the most at

Pretty sure people were freaking out circa Vietnam too, but I wasn’t born yet. 9/11 was my first real “thing” to deal with as an adult.

It’s a coat matched with the dress (warning: pic may be tears-inducing)

When going higher physically pains you

My guess? Nice bed sheets. Like really nice ones. The kind that you’d find at an expensive hotel in say, Moscow. Only they smell very vaguely of urine for some reason.

Took me 5 min in photoshop: