Hat is bad. I think that’s the worst bit.

Tell it. I was saying to my husband last night that this is going to take some steely grace on her part. I was thinking about all of the dudes I went to grad school with who are incredibly successful, well-regarded, genius grant-winners, editors and famous-ish scholars, and how not a single one of them was any better…

Ok why the fuck does Ivanka’s hair always look like shit? Rich people with bad hair ILL NEVER GET IT

Boy, he’s going to be effed when we get a year or so into this and he won’t be able to get by with insulting Hillary or Obama anymore. When it’s just him on stage and no one else around to blame.

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

The combined brainpower in this photo could power that light on your dashboard that tells you to put on your seatbelt.

Of course he’ll say “the biggest crowds ever.” In the face of video, audio, books and newspaper accounts, he’s still managed to deny, lie and exaggerate with a straight fucking face. The sign of a true sociopath.

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

Nice. As an aside, I am currently sitting across from two coworkers that have nothing but bitch about Obama for the past eight years mutter to each other about how “he’s our President now and people need to get over it.”

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

I agree with you, I don’t think this is something she wanted.

i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

Not all of her victims’ blood is the same color.

The different shades of red are killing me. The whole ensemble is giving me anxiety.

I really don’t even know what she was attempting to go for here?

It’s so poorly fitted, I assume it must be off the rack.

I once heard someone describe Timberland as the mustard of the rap game. I think that applies to Miguel Ferrer, as well. I wouldn’t want to eat a big old spoonful of him; but, damn, if he didn’t make a sandwich sing.

Melania looks amazing, but Kelleyanne’s Uncle Sam outfit - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

I am scared, but also somewhat positive. This is coinciding with a lot of deep shit going on in my personal life as well, so I feel like everything is in a downward spiral. But I’ve got a plan, and I am hopeful and I and we all can get through this if we keep our heads up and be strong and don’t let ourselves be…