If you don’t know what it is, then how do you know it missed the mark?
I’ll fight anyone who says this is a joke. This the realest fucking real to ever real. Especially the part about the rotisserie chicken. It’s the details, people!
right? like, curse this contract that obligates me to read every single one!!!!
it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so
I’m dead. Officially. Currently commenting as a ghost.
Real life isn’t CSI. Not every burglary gets a full forensic investigation. Never mind that you won’t find much DNA in urine.
Welcome to Jezebel Rich! I’m glad we aren’t losing you.
True story: There is a Facebook page that posts the same pic of Jeff Goldblum every day. It's a delight.
What symptoms are these idiots saying she’s showing? Acute DoubleXCromosomeitis?
So true, it’s being marketed as a Lifetime movie not a Linklater film.
Yeah, you’re here!
I really want to watch Southside With You. Everything about it seems intriguing, the story of the first couple and the way it was filmed. I knew John Legend is a producer so I'm slightly surprised he didn't help find funding or fund it himself. Though maybe he didn't come on until after they secured funding, I can't…
I’ve never seen a movie where two black characters are free to leisurely walk and talk and look at art, and that’s about it.
Also, questions about “cheat foods” are not exactly designed to elicit fascinating responses. There’s a limited number of answers to that question, and unless you’re eating is incredibly kooky like Tom Brady or you are Chrissy Tiegan this just isn’t a very interesting thing to talk about.
She’s obviously awful, but those kids are also old enough to make up their own minds about what he is like and they have no desire to see him. Again, they said maybe he should stop talking to the tv people and he went right to the tv people. Also, he hasn’t seen one of his kids in years. Years.
Agreed. Her show just got renewed for a fourth season, has a cute kid and she looks fantastic. I would kill to be that boring
Jon Gosselin, whose children said that “talking on tv is not the way to make [a relationship] happen”, responds by immediately telling Entertainment Tonight to say that he is “very upset” by what they said about him talking to media outlets about them.