More like PuttanOUTsca, amirite?

Also, pasta is like... not the dish to get someone laid. It’s the dish for late-night cuddling on the couch while you watch TV.

WHY IS IT NOT PUTTANESCA?

This recipe is just a normal pasta recipe

why were you hard in the first place?

I thought for sure it would be puttanesca

i wasn’t talking to you

same. like multiple times. but then again i am illiterate so i probably just misunderstood my lived experience

have you booked a flight...like...ever?

You’ve clearly never traveled vey far before. Yes, often getting a visa means giving the embassy your passport info. Sometimes, in countries with high theft rates (like Brazil), they suggest you get copies of your passport to have on your person. Those copies need to be verified by the embassy in order to count as…

sometimes

That info was on her iCloud. She was travelling overseas and wanted to make sure she wouldn’t be fucked over if she lost her IDs.

imagine taking two seconds to read about what actually happened

Yeah, I was going to add that this article left out an important date:

I think Lainey at LaineyGossip nailed it

How did this happen to Leslie Jones?

I’d watch a Wheels Ontario movie. And a PubLizity movie.

FWIW I think Kroll’s skit “Wheels of Ontario” did a better job of skewering the “inspirational” disability drama.

Graduate students are not interns, that’s a load of BS. In my first year in graduate school, I was taking 3 classes, expected to attend two seminars a week, teach 3 lab classes weekly and conduct research. I was severely underpaid and survived because I was living in a cheap small Texas town. Universities are…

But it’s a ~*marketable experience!*~ You can put it on your résumé, just like an unpaid internship!!