And what of the lawsuit against that hat he is wearing, is that still ongoing?

“Awful Man is Awful Rich.”

And this is a guy who’s not kidding when he offers to pay in exposure.

I do not like adapted Seuss

““It was the worst mistake of my life, and I once played Twister with Bryan Singer! At Kevin Spacey’s party. For Andy Dick’s early parole.””

the directed by brad bird credit at the end of the white whale presentation was my biggest laugh of the season so far, tbh.

Why do I get the feeling that if he did that, he would end up playing mindfuck godgames with unsuspecting sightseers who wander onto to his compound, like in The Magus?

HO HO HO. Santa went through all this trouble because I love you.

Growing up, I couldn’t help but hear “dirty deeds, THUN-DER CHEEKS”. I wasn’t paying much attention to the rest of the lyrics, but did manage to catch the “36-24-36” part, which reinforced my assumption that the song’s meaning was in the same vein as Brick House and Fat Bottomed Girls.

She’s right. It is just paint on a ceiling.

I knew we could count on Jason. I mean, not count-on, count on, since Jason spends the bulk of the crackerjack caper episode, “Tinker, Tailor, Demon, Spy” characteristically missing every point with absolute, unearned confidence.

I’m forced to agree 100% with Jason.

This is me wondering if Kevin fucking Smith is capable of making any kind of facial expression other than blank incredulity.

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

Michael’s save for Eleanor crying was very good and if he can kick a dog into the sun perhaps he can destroy anything he creates with Janet for this fake Good Place. I’m almost thinking he’s real? But I’m not gonna bet on that or anything. Janet is extra questionable to me, after the punching suggestion and very…

And to explain the joke of the closing song:

*Object pictured may not be actual moon and in fact may not even be in this Solar System.

Man...as a safe driver and car insurance haver I can’t wait for an insurance company to hold some smug (or otherwise) Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property If they think that this Is a safe feature to use In a crowded lot.

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

So chimpanzees invented, um, gorilla war?