At last! The perfect Wormhole to read on the toilet! Now if you’ll excuse me...

“The video uploader has not made this video available in your country.”

Come live in the socialist paradise of Australia, where we don’t tax competition/game show/lottery prizes! Always thought it was weird that America taxes those things.

Art and marketing, obviously, because we’re still taking their word for it on how awesome they were 600 years later.

We’re at least 20 years away from the NFL realising homophobia is unacceptable, and then they can stall for another 20 by insisting it’s “tradition”. C’mon, Gators fans! You know you’ll want this, once someone has explained it to you.

Seminole is fine if they’re comfortable with rival supporters calling them the “Semen-holes” for the rest of time.

See also: Montreal Canadiens.

I don’t think Lassiter’s departure will slow things down much. If you look in any toy department, the two dominant Pixar players are Toy Story and Cars. Disney’s other big contribution is Frozen and that’s about it (other than Marvel and Star Wars, because they own everything).

Do you get bored complaining about them saying it?

From the long-forgotten days when Taika Waititi didn’t get a hyperlinked name.

He only lied about steamed clams after he’d found out the roast was ruined. He said “steamed clams” to try and excuse the smoke coming from the oven as “steam”.

Actually millennials - most of whom are now in their late twenties to thirties - grew up with The Simpsons and love them unconditionally.

The Gravity Falls intro is also one of the most beautifully animated openings I’ve ever seen.

“He ran for governor of Kansas, hoping to stack the medical board with friendly faces who would restore his medical license.”

You wouldn’t be defending him if you’d taken that cream he offered you.

Surely the primary audience for this is also the one most likely to pirate it rather than sign up to HBO.

“[N]or was anyone featured in [the video] paid.”

Just realised I’ve spent the last 21 years under the completely mistaken impression that Jodie Foster voiced Jessie. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to re-evaluate everything I thought I knew.

After the first six words I was convinced this was going to be a post of pure dick jokes. It took me four re-reads to accept it wasn’t.

Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.