kievic
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Rudy was on fire that episode. His reaction to LaBonz picking him to replace Louise was perfect.

I’m not sure The Descent is the best pick for fighting the claustrophobic feeling of being stuck in a small apartment for days, even if you want to embrace your fears.

More modern films should have adorable dogs like back in the good ol’ days.

I tried to like this film, it hits so many of my favourite notes, but for some reason I always found the animation deeply disturbing.

I don’t know that this is a list of the best genre shows on Netflix so much as a list of genre shows on Netflix.*

Was this film always going to be direct-to-streaming or would it have seen a more normal theatrical release if we weren’t living in the darkest timeline?

I didn’t go to a performing arts school, but based on every drama teacher at my high school the design for the teacher was spot on.

Clearly you’re projecting your own desire to see John Waters dead onto the text. As a fully-licensed non-psychiatrist, I’ve determined that this ultimately stems from unresolved issues with Odorama. We’ll need several sessions to get to the bottom of whether it’s because of Polyester or Rugrats Go Wild, which

If there’s something unusual/
In your residential area/
Who you gonna phone?/
GHOSTSMASHERS!

Candy!! Not Candace!

C’monnnn photorealistic animals acting out Robin Hood! I want to see them tackle the challenge of fox to draw a bow without articulated fingers or opposable thumbs. Yes, it’s a terrible idea, but when has that stopped them?

Arrest the actor who played the guy who killed her in Midsomer Murders!

Also, in line with the article raising women’s skirts - errr, rephrasing - along with the article noting that women’s clothing was useful for concealing stolen goods, the gigantic prams every mother uses these days are fantastic for shoving stolen goods in (spoken as a former retail worker, not a shoplifter, I swear)

The best horror films always seem to have a limited budget.

I find it hard to believe that anyone would need the symbolism explained to them, except to pat themselves on the back for ‘picking up’ on it. The movie should have been called Snyder vs Subtlety.

A priest in Italy just died after he gave the ventilator his parish had bought for him to a young patient he’d never met instead of using it himself. So it’s Clergy: 1, Celebrities and Celebrity Presidents: 0.

“My dad took me to see E.T. when I was 2"

I know you called yourself out in the article but, c’mon, Horizon: Zero Dawn! So many times I’ve died after accidentally dodge rolling off a cliff and the view on the way down is so beautiful I’m not even mad.

Interestingly, those ‘space marine’ games all feature male characters despite being inspired by a film where the main character (and baddest ass) is female. Didn’t think to copy Ripley, did you game designers of the 80s?