Just don’t get hit!

man, that’s sorta fucked up thinking. not that no one is like this, but also like a lot of the times people are anti-something because they have personal beliefs or experiences that led them to feel that way.

I am very, super, anti-getting rich. I think it’s deplorable to be getting rich and everybody who gets rich needs to think long and hard about what they are doing!!

Notice he’s not saying they won’t crunch, he’s just saying they won’t explicitly demand it...they’ll just less obvious, psychologically shittier tactics to pressure people into it.

So, that’s super cool.....

Well, I can’t think of a single reason to doubt anything this guy promises.

I remember this being announced but not actually released so.

The best chair I’ve owned is the Secret Lab Titan I bought a year ago.

The best chair I’ve owned is the Secret Lab Titan I bought a year ago.

Tony Hawk.

From a meta perspective, it’s the player. A character can destroy their own universe with a snappy snap, but a player can delete any character’s memories, warp their reality, and even send them into the depths of nothingness with just a whim and a button press. Or, y’know, make them fight monsters wearing nothing but…

In no order, just sorted by ‘power’. Plus its mostly theoretical because a lot of the games make people strong on paper but never actually show it.

Its Kirby. He beats eldrich abominations and gods on the regular and has an infinite pocket dimension in his stomach

The dad in Katamari Damacy

Can it be impressive and also a bit sad? There’s no reason to spend your limited hours on Earth doing this.

There’s definitely diminishing returns on this thing for me after every expansion...it was cool when it was novel but now it’s just a guy wasting more and more time, it’s not particularly impressive to me. 

“Someone still tell me why I even need an xbox when my pc can do all that shit better.”

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

Why do I visualize this entire conversation with no eye contact from Miyazaki, who spent most of the interview walking away to the next piece of trash. 

Imagine finally scoring a modeling gig only to find out you’re dressing in a Pokemon sleeping bag. That’s the look on his face 

I call shenanigans.

I mean, they “didn’t ruin it” by....just not doing anything with it. The website is still terrible, the player is outdated and the manga side is basically abandoned.