Still my all-time favorite entry from WYTS, from 2014:

Who?

READ THE REPORT!  lol

I used to visit as a young child in the late 80s and 90s! My grandparents still vlivenearby in Allegheny

They live in Cheektowaga, and all grew up in Olean in the 60's and 70's. Granted, even your most failed rust belt cities will have pockets of immigrant communities (because it’s so cheap to live there) who bring with them their delicious foods from their home lands, and your local hipster food knowers will queue up…

When you believe in a magical sky wizard you’ll believe anything. 

Remember when the President ran on a platform of closing the ties between government and lobbyist?

Man you Trump supporters are fucking idiots.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

Blue Lives Matter. Unless they're black. In which case, Rent-A-Cop Lives Matter. 

“Article II allows me to do whatever I want.”

THIS.

Shut up, tomato.

ARE THERE NO WORKHOUSES?

I’ll take every single piece of that collateral damage for the reasons you mention. Every conservative dipshit is already all, “BUT BILL CLINTON BUT BILL CLINTON!”

Remember when this scenario would be ridiculed as an insane conspiracy theory?  I wouldn’t call this scenario likely at all, but it’s certainly plausible. 

I’m convinced that the whole process was designed to make people give up.

After the Pence thing yesterday I was thinking about how the reaction to Trump’s death would be. I’d imagine Dems would send thoughts and prayers to his family and talk about “healing.” Republicans would fall in two camps, those who want Trumps face on all our money and name on all our airports, and those who publicly…

He didn’t get acid-attacked, little boy. HE caught some minor hands, milkshakes and silly string. However, we do plan on curb-stomping some proud boys if we get them to stop fucking their anime pillows long enough to fight.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

I think you would need to find a way to deprive them of prostitutes and trafficked children.