Call your Rep. and ask them to skip it too (if they’re not already). I just did. It was easy.

Replace the events* of The Phantom Menace with the plot of The Three Musketeers.

This right here. He’s going to go apoplectic when his hotels start getting bombed and he can’t us the US military as private security in a couple dozen countries.

Two steps backward for every one step forward? Makes sense.

I hate Belichick and the Patriots, but this can’t be real. Either Trump’s reading skills are that terrible or Belichick writes garbage sentences at a third grade level.

My mom would write my initials on the bottom of the feet of my Star Wars guys as a kid. I hated this until I was over at a friend’s house once playing Star Wars and saw two stormtroopers with my initials on them in his toybox.

That’s what the 15% national polling threshold is for. “What’s Aleppo?” peaked around 12%.

This right here. The Libertarian platform is complete, unworkable bullshit in the real world. However, getting some dog catchers and mayors and maybe some state legislators elected and actually building a party is just basic tactics.

Also, in order for an third party to be a viable part of the process you’re talking…

You assume Anne Groell has any editorial power at all.

Good point. But he also asked for condoms and not for any hard dicks, so who knows. Maybe he just brings his own?

Also, who gives a shit about $65k? How much money did the event generate for the school?

Apologize? That’s ludicrous!

I’m looking forward to my Steve McQueen year.

brooding Kryptonian dunderhead

Denver at 12 is perfect.

Somewhere in Ohio is an 90-yo Cleveland Rams fan laughing his ass off.

The Girl Scout peanut butter sandwich cookies, washed down with a 24 oz. bottle of Arrogant Bastard.

Sabres v Flyers in the 90s.

“From all accounts, he came off as an idiot on Jon Gruden’s show on ESPN.”