I use black walnut bitters about every other time because whimsy.

Roast chicken is magical, especially when spatchcocked.

I'd like to see the PAT/2-pt conversion be handled more like it is in rugby union. Spot the ball at the 2 yard line but perpendicular to where the TD was scored (scores at the pylon would have the ball spotted 5 yds in from the sideline).

"Four days after his death, Montador's son was born."

I was looking for something St. Patrick's Day-ish, so I re-read this:

Taking the Bud Light #UpForWhatever campaign too literally.

I love broccoli. It's a top five vegetable and the perfect velcro for sauce.

"Which makes it all the more stupid that they bothered to cheat in the first place."

I have this same one sitting under my desk at home. Bought in '09 and running just fine since then, streaming HD video wirelessly to the Linux HTPC in the living room.

Lobster stuffed with tacos? Excellent choice, sir.

"This is the worst use of the Emglish language in history."