If only a certain other band whose name ends with "Flag" would call it quits… c'mon Greg, you stopped being relevant 25 years ago.

A better question is how many people ironically like it.

I live in Minnesota too, so I keep forgetting that Dessa isn't a "local" artist. But yeah, I enjoyed Parts of Speech.

"This is a guy who I imagine likes to jerk the old pole at night& masturbate. This is a guy who uses tired swear words like "Fuck" and "Damn""

Hey, I think you're all forgetting what an impact this single had on the rap game: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

""Hey do you wanna go to prom?" "no" well what if [I drop to one knee & produce a first printing Black Lotus M:TG card] for you milady"

"Tears of pleasure / Tears of pain / They trickle down your face the same" is the lyric that best describes how I feel about the list, overall.

Some notable omissions:

it Appears Missing, you mean?

I like knowing that an album with lines like "Chasin’ love, lots of bittersweet hours lost / Eatin’ Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce" and "Uh, black girl sippin’ white wine / Put my fist in her like a Civil Rights sign" was voted best album. Thanks staff.

"STYLE TIP: if you don’t have a handkerchief or a flower for your suit’s breast pocket, you can put a small or medium fries in there instead."

I'd like to see a remake of Caligula from those two, however ridiculous that sounds.

B-but our draft spot….

Well I'd hope they're fake.

Yeah, I wish.

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