the pools, for one

Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.

Sometimes it means something is dying in there too.

He’s been trying to pay you back, but...

It’s all just a marketing scheme, you guys.

Yeah, Draper’s more or less got it. Taxpayer-funded stadiums are a scam that rip off common people to benefit billionaires; I’m opposed to the scam not because it’s anti-free-market, but because it’s immoral and unjust and because billionaires can go fuck themselves.

No.

The auction winner.

It was too in love with its own cuteness.

Sure. It wasn’t very funny or good.

It’s all of them in a massive tie for first

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

Hey.

samantha bee is a damn national treasure, for two nations, and she can pinch her d**k between my legs any time she chooses.

Is this before she asked you to "BAKE the chicken! BAKE!" or after?

At one point the concert-goers are told that they’re the best around, and that nothing’s ever gonna bring them down.

What a wonderful essay. There’s a weird trend of “legitimate” media outlets sourcing tabloids nowadays and turning rumor into “truth.” I don’t know if it is because of online clicks or an attempt to stay afloat among the proliferation of new online media outlets, but it is a disturbing trend.

I have ZERO doubt that Ivanka has been sexually harassed. I would put all of my pennies on it happening on the regular.

“We have a very strong HR team at the Trump Organization, who is equipped to deal with these issues if they arise and you hope they never arise, you hope you have a culture in which they don’t arise,”