Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

I was just in Philly this past weekend for a conference and I took a picture of me in my wheelchair there. Fuck you, Rocky.

Oh god I had blocked it from my memory, years ago my dad relentlessly bullied me when we were in Philadelphia until I did that stupid pose on the stupid steps of whatever building it is he does that in front of so he could take a goddamn picture.

I’m surprised no one has pictures of the Philly magic gardens murals in South Philly. I love those! But also... Tons of tourists and pictures.

Oh no, let him try to do it. Let him try and be protested and vilified at every step. let him try and never be able to get away from his crime. Let him try and get spat on daily for the rest of his miserable tour. Let him and try and be reminded that as a registered sex offender, no school will let him preach to high…

Exactly. Feminists are the worst.

Dr. Lecter, is that you?

Not the same state, but you get the idea. Fuck this shit.

1. US Citizen.

Now if only he had the intellectual and emotional ability to act upon it....

A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”

That is the most Jeff Van Gundy story in the world. Talking about something back in the day while stroking his own dick in the process.

The Jesus Returns

honey i resurrected the christ

I Still Know What Jesus Did Last Summer

I Still Know What Jesus Did Last Summer

Air Seinfelds

These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.