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Ugh love it when you see a turtle that knows its angles.

...duuuuuuude...

...why. So we’re sure that Adam Sandler didn’t sneak in and vandalize their menu board?

The concept of binary sexuality and binary gender is one that exists in the restraints of our language only.

Two Sunday nights ago. I was leaving the Yankees/Sox game and thought I could hold it for the 2 hour train ride. I got full on nachos and beer all night, so things were rumbling. Needless to say I thought I could let a silent one slip on the train, only to feel that wet, warm feel we all know. This happened no more

He’ll never buy drugs for celebrities in this town again.

No one cares about your birthday!

Man... are we sure that Brett Lawrie is Canadian?

New rule: nobody can talk shit while they’re behind the Astros in the standings. That’s right, the AL West is a largely shit-talkin’-free zone! (huffs magic marker) Man life is sweet

He’s got a beef with Royals fans, but it had better not be the beef the Royals are serving their fans, because that shit’s nasty.

Am I the only person super excitedly for the potential to buy LA Raiders gear? I know I’m a bad person for wishing this catastrophic quagmire upon Carson city or wherever, but a black LA Raiders hat in cursive would make me forget all about those poor people.

Dear Penthouse...

Why did you post two pictures of Steve Buscemi?

I literally sprained both ears listening for the next pun

Wow, that’s ironic.

That was hot. I love men who can fix things.