Can you blame him? Imagine sitting next to someone who is constantly cheering for Matthew Della-Della-Della-Dellavedova.

I said, ‘I’m the owner of the Warriors.’ She didn’t care...

I’d drive the shit out of that to under-compensate for my huge penis.

I hope the guy who owns a boat finally catches a lucky break here.

“hey men - don’t underestimate my skill” – words that ought to be every woman’s life motto.

That’s got to be so disappointing - being named Shelby.

Rihanna is the queen and as such uses the majestic plural, duh.

My mind is blown that none of these singles have to do with being in love.

Venezuelan fans are always causing quite Caracas.

As someone who loves Blackberry Kush, you’ve earned yourself a slice of pie.

I never would have expected a Prince protest song to sound so much like Fleetwood Mac.

Nice to see him out celebrating Mother’s Day with her though.

Happy Mother’s Day everyone, from wrongnessmaximus!

He was just bringing that dog home to give his cat a companion.

“Manspread?”

pretty sure there is a sign about putting your stuff on the seats, though it may be too subtle for the above mouthbreathers to fully grasp.

Well you post here, so.

Wonderfully written article, Alison. I love pieces like this that shine a light on a matter that most of us have never heard of.