You should submit that to the stupid magazine thing I look at every week just for the celebrity/dog lookalike that is usually terrible. That would get her some press.

“You stick it right up my fucking ass!”

When you shower, at some point you probably grab a bottle of shampoo or body wash.

I've never tried that, but now I want to!

“Not to be insensitive, but can’t she die on her own time?”

What’s going on in that second gif? Why are all the penises falling?

I used to love this. Sitting alone in my room, high as hell, dancing while watching things get smashed.

FUCK YOU KAT DENNINGS, CAPERS ARE AMAZING

You know, I typically swing on the straight side of things, but Juilia Louis-Dreyfus can get it.

Can you use 1/2 oz. to 1/2 lb.

Yes.

Hey, if it gets them to leave the rest of us alone, they’re encouraged to take ahold of themselves as much as they can in the privacy of their own homes. Buncha a-holds.

Parisian man can be disturbingly Frank.

How is “weed” not on this list?!?!

I found a gif of the perp!

“Homophobia, vandalism, racism, all on a Sunday”

Well, I could think of a few worse things to happen at the end of a marathon.

Yeah, that was a nice finish. But did the cameras catch when their uteri fell out?

When the crowd is yelling ‘keep your black ass outta Southie’ for encouragement, it’s hard not to muster that kind of inner strength and stamina.

You know what would suck more than running 26.2 miles?