Can confirm: new burner. BUT! you did recommend your own post, and that’s a a tad wack. Don’t do it again, citizen.

Hold your nose and vote for the least of evils. Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good! Not even joking- we have no choice at the moment.

The most angry, sad, and bitter orgy in recent memory :(

Meanwhile, in sleepy Seattle, the annual May Day anti-capitalist marches teeter yet again on the verge of chaos. Arrests have been made, and reports of police injuries (and a standoff with a guy with a hammer perched in a basketball hoop at a park? wtf). KIROTV.com (mobile link, but you’re not an idiot, so) with the…

“Look, I’m not some kiddie fiddler tryin’ ta run for mayor here. Are you going to ask me about my book or what, you syphlitic parasite.”

Don’t be that guy.

#sticktosprouts #goddamautocorreck

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Nobody’s learning anything :(

And like much poetry, totally pointless.

Yes, give yourself over to blinding hate, let the froth flow through you. Now scream your bile in the highest court in the land, and your journey towards rage-stroke will be complete.

I get it: once you’ve got a headline with so much sexy alliteration, you have no choice but to flesh out the rest, regardless of the content. In for a penny, in for a pound.

And our march towards a return to the Dark Ages continues. I love that the Russians always win this thing.

They can pry it out of our cold, dead hands. Relatively speaking, in about an hour.

Our American triptych, from ‘Bama ta Boston. Still better than everywhere else. I guess.

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I don’t think people that chronically punch down humor wise are even really laughing or enjoying themselves when they do it. It’s a phase for 12 year olds who don’t know any better, raised by clueless parents. It’s sadistic- and it comes out of straight up “fear of other” (the lizard brain that craves conformity or…

I’m glad others here can get some hope and joy out of this (to me) wistful picture. I just immediately see James Inhofe on the Senate floor, snowball in hand, head in the ground in full cynical denial, put there by other shitheads. And I feel as helpless as that turtle at our collective, ignorant mercy.

Maybe Conner, Evans and Hilton are just mullin’ over their response.

White Marshawn gonna “strange”.