Chip shops: bad for your health or infrastructure nightmare?

Right?! and?...annnnd?!

I never, never write this. It’s the most tired sentiment in the world of commenting: but I laughed out loud. I’d eat a bullet for my trespass if suicide wasn’t so unfunny.

I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

You oughta see me ask for directions.

It looks merely poached, steamed, or blanched, poor thing. Definitely not finished in the oven. Zero caramelization.

Hitler was waaaaay off- we white people can’t be left out in the sun too long. We’re going to be the first to perish when the ice caps melt. It was a fun ride. Sorry about all the drama.

All yours. I’m not allowed to leave Kinja.

Hmm, good call.

Some people take this year’s speeding up of the game very seriously you guise

The tampons were an interesting choice.

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What the hell is this movie?

It answers the question: If a bag of dicks is dropped and everyone can see it, does it make any noise?

The Joyce Dewitt/Joan Jett look has done it for me since ‘82.

Capers are delicious as is, but gently fried, crispy capers are an awesome salty garnish.

Really? If you can unscrew the bottom of the thing, you’ll probably find the copper wire is held to the electrical guts with set screws. I’d be shocked if they’re welded in. If so, you’re SOL. Anyway, slightly loosen the set screws (screwdriver) and remove. Take an extension cord of your choosing and cut off the…

Lemme know if you want a hand lengthening that crockpot’s cord. Well within my Adequate Man skill set.

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