There are those among us, dying to piss on anyone, in order to feel better about their own inadequacies.

Everything about this is disgusting.

Stupified squeeze.

I don't think anyone's sampled The Exorcist soundtrack yet. This was a smart move.

Have always loved her charming little overbite.

He really doesn’t.

It was my home, but it’s still a region and not a city.

It’s nice to include the influential Bay Area, but it’s not a city. But hey, content.

Wow, how valuable is that Bieber security tape in Schadenfreudebucks!

Will she, though.

Hopefully for her sake, she’ll grow out of it.

BEAT SLAP STOMP REPEAT

*espectacular-r-r-r (love it!)

Pow right in the sugar lumps.

Say what you will about her, but it’s not easy raising 3 kids on your own.

What the fuck are you even talking about, you greasy fucking man-boob splotch of duck butter.

AND! He’s blowing kisses at Megyn! The stones on this fuckin’ guy!

Mark Jackson: “Do you play golf anyway?” [do you crave preserving the façade of “social order” by maintaining the status quo?]

Good boy.

This is exactly what Senator McCaskill is worried about.