Frau Merkl doesn’t get it- but gazing into your eyes I can tell that you do, mien kleine hasenpfeffer.

Dry your ground.

Yeesh- nightmare fuel.

Interesting, but I'm more of a Solomon Grundy stan.

Ah, I see now (I think)- you were sincere, and "boasting" is problematic?

Oh, I get it. He's black. Good one.

I'd bet Bale couldn't do that twice, but you know...

"Squadleader, this is Blue Nine- I'm running away."

This is the most patient hit a secret cabal has ever put on a witness.

True- but she is out to dinner, so...

That is one brave button. Hold fast, little guy!

drank too many mint juleps and passed out on a Scrabble board

Holy crap!

"Divide and conquer today, divide and conquer tomorrow, divide and conquer forever!"

Such a cheap and easy shot that drives us all further apart. I swear there's a market for a travel agency that addresses this. Let's all just meet each other.

For sure. A little worried for her now :(

Is there a prize, other than the confidence in the collective intellectual defeat of one's rivals past, present, and future?

it comes in gold now because the downfall of great nations is often gilded in golden luxuries

Honey, just throw one of those yellow buttons up here if you want sell your book. Don't make me work for it.