Damn I thought this was a really enjoyable pilot. Sure some parts strained credibility but I thought the overall mood,cinematography, and variety of interesting characters were absolutely something I could get into. Thought it had a nice little sheen of Paul Thomas-Anderson-ness going on but apparently no-one else…

VM Varga should replace Morgan Freeman as the voice of God/Omnipresent Narrator

NAH

$26 dollars in my hand

"There was a time when the world was enormous: spanning the vast, almost
infinite boundaries of your neighborhood. The place where you grew up,
where you didn't think twice about playing on someone else's lawn. The
street was your territory that occasionally got invaded by a passing
car. It was where you didn't get…

So basically its like "The Wonder Years" only set in medieval times. I'm all in.

Edible like a fox

"I hate every single Ape I see….
From ChimpanA to King Kong"

Stay for the nut. It's credible.

"Shooters fucking shoot"

Loved the twist at the end where it was revealed that this character is actually part of a larger cinematic universe that also includes characters that have previously appeared on screen; namely "The X-Men". Wow was that reveal absolutely WILD.

Way better than "Girls" that's for sure.

Way better than "Luck" that's for sure.

Way better than "Vinyl" that's for sure.

Oh my is that so??

"Expectations" are usually easier to come about when you don't wear dated brown puma sneakers with a gray suit. TF.

Daniel Desario: What do you make of me?
Harris Trinsky: Excuse me?
Daniel Desario: [sigh] Well, if someone asked you, "What do you think of Daniel Desario?" What would you say? Would you say he's a loser?
Harris Trinsky: No. No, you're not a loser, 'cause you have sex. But, if you weren't having sex, we could…

PewDiePie? More like JewDieNazisnackcake amirite??

Adriana La Cerva: I love you Christopher.
Christopher Moltisanti: [while shaving] You better!

ANTHROPOMORPHIZED BATCH OF INSTANT MASHED POTATOES