Dream SNL Trump family cast:

Sad!

Christopher Moltisanti: Adriana, I want you to marry me. I got you a ring, and everything…
[shows her the ring]
Liz La Cerva: There was a robbery at Tiffany's, this morning! I bet you there's pieces of broken glass in it!

[Chrissy catches Paulie sniffing Adriana's panties]
Christopher Moltisanti: [angry] Motherfucker!
Adriana La Cerva: What?
Christopher Moltisanti: Nothing.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher Moltisanti: His house looked like shit.

I want to die and come back as Michael Rapaport's accent, just absolutely ELECTRIC

"So he goes 'Whattadaya think about that?' and I say 'Gee that doesn't sound like too good of a deal for the other guy' and he says "Geez but I'm going crazy out there by the Lake!'"

Peter Berg movies synapses literally read like Shitty Stock Movie Madlibs:

True story: Somewhere out there are people who actually believe this is for real. Crazy I know.

SPOILER ALERT:

Sega Genesis = GOAT System hands down

Had me/Possibly lost me at: "Ethan Hawke and Lee Byung-hun put in yeoman’s work as the lost cause
marksman Goodnight Robicheaux and his knife-throwing protégé, Billy
Rocks, respectively"

Oliver Stone is gonna make a film about them in a few years. It'll star Zak Efron as Pitt, Emma Stone as Angie, Vince Vaughn as Jon Voigt, and Chloe Grace Moretz as all the various adopted Brangelina Kids of the world.

Over/Under 4.5 weeks until this show is canceled:

Ah good old Scrunchy McSquintyFace, what a classic.

Personally I think she's a phenomenal young actress with immense upside!

"You've got Mayonnaise on your chin."

Remember "Shoot Em Up" with Clive Owen?

I really enjoy Clint Eastwood films as well!

Where's Vanessa Hudgens???!?