This guy gets it.  If you’re into that move to China.

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Driving one on the freeway in Houston during a rush hour thunderstorm is one of the most uniquely terrifying things I’ve ever done.

It’s a shame monster trucks have the association they do, from an engineering standpoint they’re simply amazing.

I can picture the little league fistfight now...

Just pull one off a new car sitting on the lot.  Nobody is going to notice.

They should’ve made the horse’s tail a lightning bolt.

Land Cruisers exist.

Yes

I fail to understand how something that I imagine to be born purely out of courtesy (it’s the internal version of opening the car door for someone fer fuxsake) got construed as “perverted.”  I figured it was some kind of mirror on the floor or something... Honestly it says a LOT about them.

Been to the Gigafactory; both of these apply to everything that goes on there, at least in 2017.  With all that lithium I’m surprised it hasn’t burnt a hole into the earth’s mantle by now...

...six weeks after they go on sale.

My immediate reaction is that they didn’t engineer it to pass US crash safety tests, or that it was impossible to do in the first place for some reason.

Keeping their cars unreliable is going to be a real challenge for them moving forward.

I heard the cargo area doesn’t even have a waterproof basin for dismembered journalists!

Savages.

Ford needs to lay itself off.

And be really super creepy looking while you do it.

Why sell distinctive, well designed cars with next-gen drivetrains when you could sell cars that look like a Michael Bay transformer got a fetal alcohol syndrome pokemon pregnant?