She's a good woman.

At least that’s well-executed.

9. STARGATE MALFUNCTION LOAD P-90S AND CHARGE STAFF WEAPON

No thanks. 

Critical hit.

I bought one of those trucks off of one of those guys, he saved me almost $10k.

They’re not buying $20K anything.

It’s about making as much noise as you possibly can.  The stereo comes into play when you’re stopped.

Politics has to be in everything now. It’s the law.

You can pry them from my cold, dead manipulators!

“Profits are way, WAY down this quarter!  ...what do you mean, nobody has any money?”

Daaaad, it happened again!

“The inverse is to make your property look so shitty that no criminal in their right mind sees any value in your van and sees no point in going to even trivial effort.”

“I just want a Choco Taco”

Step 1: Be homeless.

I’m not sure I’ll ever hear a better description of GM.

Want?  No.  NEED.

That’s whats I’s appreciates abouts yas.

That’s whats I’s appreciates abouts yas.

Yours is one of the finest usernames I’ve ever seen in 2+ decades of innernets.