Most of the ones I know are all about keeping their heads above water.

We noticed you’ve got MissleBlock turned on!  We support our country with revenue from our missiles.  For the best war experience possible we ask that you please disable MissileBlock!

The “Car We Should’ve Built in the First Place” edition is gonna be sweet.

To people with 2009 credit, no doubt.

Fortunately there’s a certain, ah, profession for folks like you. Also LOL at the low-effort insult, “Said something I don’t like? Must be a Trumper!” Have a nice day!

Hey just because he literally can’t stop thinking about other mens’ genitalia is no reason to disparage him. It’s the 21st century, after all.

We looooooooooooove our roll down rear windows.

I never noticed that.  Hopefully it means the fall wasn’t enough to kill him and he clearly goes in after the scooter...

Smash the have-nice-things-iarchy!

Sort-of want.  Dammit.

Same here, it’s very reassuring to know my 4Runner was built in the same plant that Toyota/Lexus builds many of their most expensive models in.

That’s nearly mach 700 homie

Will it drive me around while I’m passed out in it?

Oh man, another thing I didn’t know I wanted until today.  Offroad party wagon?  Yes, please.

Well, people generally need cars to get to work and live their lives.  Depending on where you are and your financial circumstances it could be very difficult to impossible to work around it.

Ah yes, that invaluable voting bloc...

LOL, the 4Runner is basically one of the very few SUV’s that isn’t a crossover, it’s body on frame like a truck.

Hey man, that’s a LIMITED 4Runner!  But seriously, I have one and it’s a pretty sweet ride, chances are I’d behave similarly if mine was stolen.

I can only speak to my personal experience, but when I had my car stolen in Portland OR a few years ago the cops told me to my face that they weren’t really going to arrest anyone over it even if they were caught red-handed due to an obnoxious loophole in the law that was only closed TODAY. Read all about it here:

Maybe they meant fry not spry