Giggitygiggitygiggitygiggity let’s design ugly cars!

“That?  Oh, yeah, some fat Greek guy died in it while getting a BJ from a hooker.  If you wanna test drive it we need a credit check.”

Mitsubishi:  Because suicide is too much work.

If you don’t understand the hate for trucks, you’re not a liberal arts “educated” Brooklyn hipster living 4 to an apartment getting paid next to nothing to write about a sense of self-determination you’ll probably never truly experience or understand.

This place sucks, BTW. The real deal is Devil’s Point.  Also fuck Casa Diablo.

This thing is beyond hot.  Can’t wait to rally it over broken roads in a Fallout-esque post apocalyptic wasteland with a sawed off 12 gauge on my lap and 80's era Tina Turner wearing a chainmail cocktail dress in the passenger seat.

Konigsegg will invent a type of carbon fiber that rusts just for Dave.

Good news, everyone!  It’s a suppository!

Visit your local Chrysler dealer... today!

[HEAVY BREATHING]

Take this star and get the hell out.

Give it a couple manipulator arms, paint it blue and call it a Tachikoma.

Tie Fighter.

This, no professional I’m aware of in my social circle has a Harley.  They are solely an affectation of the blue collar/no collar class.

I’m gonna get SO high in this thing.

The entire chassis, drivetrain, and suspension will be made of red stitching on the 2020 What the Hell is Wrong With You Edition 370Z.

Here I am just trying to get to work and some weird white haired chick with vaginas on her hands gets on starts the 3rd impact FML

There’s worse graffiti out there.

I make that and it’s still a urinal cake that happens to have buildings on it.

Until someone somewhere decides YOU don’t “need” a car so you don’t get one.