I did't see an oxford comma. So I read it as some sort of new and exciting thing called "updog", that I've never heard of prior. Haha.

Anyone saying that they "will not buy a New 3DS XL" because of this, is just spewing straight bullshit. Anyone who cares enough to be angry over NOT getting the smaller system, clearly loves Nintendo products. They will still line up and buy the XL. Stop lying people. Just get in line and pay your gods.

Seriously. I'm a real stickler, and even I wish people would stop crying about not getting this thing. In 4 months after launch, there will be new colors and options ANYWAY. Probably even the smaller, more pocket-sized unit.

Nothing. I'm so confused right meow.

Would everyone please stop crying about not getting the smaller system?

I still don't understand... What exactly IS updog?

I SORT of agree with you. I don't even think it's an opinion.. It's more like common sense. If steroids are not allowed in Baseball to progress the game faster or to give it an edge, and if you would get your ass kicked in Vegas for card counting, then I don't see why "assisted tools" such as speed ups,…

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I can't believe that nobody noticed my picture post with Brian Crecente hidden in the back. Jeesh. Either he's been long forgotten, or nobody noticed that I slipped him in...

I really hope someone sees this.

There we go. You old timers will recognize it.

Evan and Totilo must be some of those dudes that cheer people up just by entering a room. Their articles, and photos just make me ridiculously happy for some reason. I would like to elect the two of them onto my imaginary friend team.

This dude, Tom Anderson, was SOOOOO much cooler than Zuckerberg. Facebook killed my pal MySpace... I will forever hold a grudge. I am and always will remain Facebook free.

Hahahaha. This is still a relevant thing? Who gives a shit.?

Stick your download version in your butt. I'll wait patiently for my disc to load cut-scenes. Maybe I'll spend those extra few seconds looking at the game box on my shelf.

Yissssssss. Is it weird that I prefer it in really cold cans? I feel like it tastes a little weird from the plastic bottles.

Bring me his brain.

Atreyu.

SUCH a great article, and thank you for doing it... but please tell me what is the difference between Itoen, and Itoen?