I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

and ryu should be wearing shoes when he is fighting in random places, vega probably shouldn’t wear a mask as it just impairs his vision, rashid shouldn’t be wearing his scouter since a kick to the head might break it and you don’t want to get stuff in your eyes

Very few of my favorite cards are because of their functionality. Most of my cards I considered favorite because of their artwork or flavor text.

Back in the day (and this really means back in the day of Revised edition, when I first got into MTG) this was the strongest card I had in my deck. A flat 5/4 for 5 back then was very rare for red. Other than a few legendaries (back when the legends rule was in place) most red creatures usually werent stronger than…

The gimmick was fun, but got old fast. Using it in combat was also very sloppy. Even the story wasn’t really interesting either and made little sense. I had to push myself to finish the game (which was a real grind) and i’m really done with it. I can’t think of any reason why i would ever want to play a sequel.

Fun WILL be had, understood?

You should go directly to hell

Totally full of shit. No one remembers anything about Gerald Williams.

Oh my, now I have to take a cold shower.

Please. Stop. You are going to make me have some really awkward wet dreams about this today.

So he was trying to save bungie from activision and was canned.

how are my comments ‘dumb’? I stated an opinion...you asked a question, then I answered it..now you’re pissy about it. Sounds like you need to check in on how conversations work there...”front slash front slash front slash back slash back slash back slash front slash front slash front slash back slash back slash back…

Meh, it’s about like our video games like Battlefield or COD where we go and fight some shadowy threat in some nameless Asiatic country, but it’s pretty well implied that it is China when they’re screaming at you in Mandarin. Same goes for any random middle eastern country...

Fuck yeah, 360° Noscope!

Get some Mountain…

as a mets fan, i starred it, and would star it again.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

I laughed so hard I nearly spit coffee out of the my nose.

In some sort of weird bizzaro universe maybe.

Fuck your electricity.