THAT WE KNOW OF. Maybe they're just super-sneaky about their terrorist attacks??

TOO SOON

You don't name a product "Albatross" by accident.

Pickle for Attorney General!

Marc Bolan never struck me as much of an athlete.

There are so many things I resent about this, but Kermit the Frog isn't one of them.

Was anyone else expecting him to start crying for Scooby Doo? He was giving me Shaggy doing some Viola Davis snotwork.

Seriously, is there a way that people who aren't enjoying the show can criticize it without immediately starting in with, "Y'ALL ARE RUBES! YOU SHEEPLE THINK IT'S ART! BAH BAH!"

Both times I've cried during the revival have been because of Bobby Briggs.

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I don't know, it makes about as much sense as Christian mythology.

Would that make the Giant Lynch and Frost? Are they trying to explain why this show exists in the first place?

Mr. Cunningham really was the villain of Happy Days.

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But what about The Straight Story? If you can tie that in, I will sing your praises.

In that case, I think I jumped the gun…

But is it a gag? Not for everyone. And regardless of intent, "You should fucking die" is not a good read in any sense of the word. It's not witty or clever or incisive. It's as basic as you can get. GET MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR HARASSMENT CHILDREN!

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But I also think it's a deliberate strategy on Lynch's part, too: the Return the subtitle promises isn't just Cooper, but us as well. Each episode seems to include more of the actual town of Twin Peaks, and the hallmarks of the original series, like Angelo Badlamenti's music.

It's basically The Odyssey with doppelgangers.