He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

He’s never been IN the black either.

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem

They get so jaded when the go through their teenage-in-dog-years phase. “Yes, yes, ‘I’s a good boy.’ Whatever.”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Goddamnit coach, that kid needed just one more rebound for a triple-double.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

+ 1 lead pipe in the conservatory

+1 Library with a candlestick

+1 candlestick

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

I know this is going to sound like I’m making excuses for my team here(I’m not, this is the same thing that sunk them vs. KC and they didn’t address it so it’s on them) but I do think that in the playoffs ump call a wider and higher strike zone that helps teams built around small ball/good pitching vs. big swinging…

Tomase: Seems like you were kinda tying yourself into knots trying to defend Trump yesterday bud.