The case will now go to the district attorney’s office, which will hopefully decide that this is too embarrassing to take to the mattresses.

This story has been a great reminder of why internet debate is often so awful.

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

Fuck, your article and the first comment I read completely miss the point: nobody disputes that the U.S. was justified in scoring as many times as possible, with goal differential being a factor in the standings. It’s about celebrating the 8th or 9th or 10th goal and beyond against an outclassed, clearly dispirited…

I’m okay with them scoring a pile of goals. Celebrating those goals with more than a fist bump after about 5-0 just means you’re a bit of a dick.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Unlike his buddy Trump, he doesn't like to get wet.

They were approached on the SECOND fucking hole?!?! Yeah, I have played behind plenty of slow players, have yet to attempt to “play through” or talk to someone before they leave the green at #2.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

+A 3 WAY AT SACKERFICE

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Romulans might not be too happy we broke the Treaty of Algeron.

“Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape! Did you see that? What an act of cowardism!”

Great! Can we get a replay on this?

I dry off my body in the shower, then step out with my wet feet on the mat. The point of the mat is to make me not slip and possibly smash my head through the toilet.

We could organize a rally to save the statue. I’ve heard there are some guys who like doing that.