Don’t worry, everyone. I sent Adidas a stern rebuke on Twitter. I think they’ve learned their lesson.

This guy is one of the premier button mashers in the world. If you can’t handle that, then it’s YOUR problem.

I didn’t realize Sebastian Schweinsteiger (sp?) was playing keeper in MLS.

I grew up loving the sport, and I also think this game is hilarious.

Don’t worry, the teacher has moved on to Advanced Texting and Applied Emojis courses, which play much more to his or her strengths.

I have to admit: Laura Wagner is stupid.

Never mind; I now support the death penalty.

I’ve always loved Campese’s response and his playing in general.

voxelized

Maybe the white guys will be able to keep up with him.

I’m really glad I never leave the house.

If you make cosplay but don’t make a video featuring it, you have wasted your life force.

He’s the American McGee of dumb-idiot shooter-shooters.

There are so many double standards in that video “explanation.”

This makes me feel so bad. :-(

I give soccer in North America “mid-major” status.

Do you mean specifically in North America? Otherwise, I don’t know why soccer wouldn’t count.

Stabbing animals to death for entertainment is what is wrong with the world today.

Thanks. I’m a big Bad Brains fan and somewhat evangelistic. Here’s my crummy blog post about their recording career and the zillions of bands who have covered/sampled them:

I like you because your avatar is Darryl Jenifer.