That’s it. I am referring to blowjobs as “schweinsteigers” from now on.

How do I get involved in that tho

Stay safe out there during Pride Weekend, LGBT bros. Just because you CAN get quickie married in Las Vegas now doesn’t mean you should.

When I think about unleashing peak Terrible Person Peaches, I think about going to visit, having dinner in their MaximumHipsterDwelling, and during the first possible conversational lull, saying “Hey, remember at your wedding when you stuck your tongue in my mouth and told me you might be the only person who can make…

So I wasn’t in the wedding, but I still think it’s a good story. Right after undergrad, I moved out of downtown Lancaster, PA (yes it is a thing) to DC for a great job opportunity. After a few months of straight grinding it out at work and in grad school, I decided to take a 3-day weekend and make the 2 hour drive…

I can’t fix it, but i had one of those last year. It still kind of hurts when i let it, but ultimately, it’s his problem and not mine. We deserve better. We DEMAND better.

Do your mourning and weep and work out and netflix binge and buy something silly and do something crazy. And then in a few weeks, suddenly you’ll…

I’ve got two (I was on a roll one year). About me- perpetually single, always in weddings or going to them.

I got dumped a week before my friend’s wedding. Another married friend — a bridesmaid who was spending the night with me anyway — agreed to help me find someone to make out with. We made friends with a duo of groomsmen who invited us to a bar down the street after the reception. The two guys got incredibly drunk (and…

When I was a kid we went to the wedding of someone on my mother’s side of the family. We never saw that side, so myself and my siblings only knew maybe 3 people in attendance. I think my sister was about 17 at the time. She had been making eyes at some random guy, and then they started hanging out on the dance floor.…

I can't think of a single thing that I was involved in, not just re: this post but EVER in/under/around any circumstances (have I ever even been to a grocery store or rented a movie or...something, anything?), because I'm so distracted by how freaking hot the picture up there is. I dug out my password just to talk…

Maybe not the wildest, but perhaps my proudest.

This wasn’t by any chance this past weekend? Everyone was complaining about the greens at the US Open...

I had been nursing a little heartbreak last summer, and my cousin’s wedding seemed like a great place to get rid of it. My family likes to go hard, and everyone was having a great time. Booze, dancing, the works. The wedding was at my cousin’s farm, so it turned into an all nighter. After countless oyster shooters and…

THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE.

This was not my hook-up but I witnessed the hook-up.

as a casual Catholic, thinking about how angry this Pope makes mainstream American conservative Catholics (specifically, rick santorum) just warms my cold little heart.

Canoodle.

Why not both?

I look forward to a time when randomly capitalizing words is considered a punishable offense.

I felt very unclean and almost like a criminal when I was finally able to admit to myself that I hate “Imagine.” However, at this point Gaga could sing the ingredients on the back of a box of Fruit Loops and I’d listen, and probably weep with ecstasy. The voice and passion are strong in this woman