Nothin’ says forever like Le Creuset ;)

HE WAS JUST DROPPING OFF A WRISTBAND

Me reading the Tyga lyrics.

Yeah, if your vagina juice is like orange juice, you have a serious pH imbalance happening up in your junk and should probably see a doctor about that.

You know that when you keep responding it shows that your willing to engage. Why not just ignore them if you don’t want to converse?

Yes, I just don’t feel the need to be abusively vulgar and foul to make my point.

jon why are you leaving me during these turbulent times

NEVER FORGET

i cannot.

“Today, Donald Trump became the second major Republican candidate to announce for president in two days. He adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the GOP field, and we look forward hearing more about his ideas for the nation.“

PEOPLE!

I see myself as transcorporeal. This physical form is just an affectation of biological circumstance. I really identify as a ghost.

Tacoma, what, what!

I was ready to be mad, but you got it all exactly right with this very important list. I was like, “Little girl, Laura Dern, and all the first-wave feminist dinosaur ladies, especially the one that spits on Newman.”

One passenger reports that Moss, after being refused alcohol by flight attendants, went to get vodka from her own stored carry-on. After she was reprimanded by the flight crew, Moss allegedly called one flight attendant a “basic bitch.”

If Kate Moss called me a basic bitch I’d get it emblazoned on a t-shirt and proudly tell everyone the back story at every opportunity.

He has a face that looks like the result of Gary Shandling mating with a pig.