I saw them on reddit (don’t throw tomatoes at me!) back in July. The title of the pic was “We went for the Glitter Beards! No regrets!” Their handle is ‘TheGayBeards’.

This woman is an American goddamn hero. It doesn’t even matter that she’s Chinese. That combination of stubbornness, desire to spite the security officials, and getting your drank on just made an eagle cry. It’s beautiful.

AKA, all the reasons I donate to PP.

There’s too much garbage in space already. I am only in favor of launching live, insufferable people into the moon, dead ones should stick to polluting Earth like god intended.

“Textual Intercourse”.

I feel like I really missed out in life, never having had sex with someone whose back doubled as reading material.

Not sure I want to live on a planet where Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are divorced but Rihanna and Chris Brown are Facetiming.

If you look up ‘basic bitch’ in the urban dictionary, this is the picture. Her Uggs are probably on the floor.

And the owner of the rings?

I dropped off some cupcakes to my local PP recently along with a letter all about how I love them and how grateful I am for everything that they’ve done for me. I suggest that everyone else here do the same if they can. SHOW THEM YOUR SUPPORT, GUYS. THEY NEED IT.

I also think this is an appropriate avenue to shamelessly flaunt my Indian Fusion Wedding Dress I designed for my wedding a few years ago

So gorgeous.

i said spoiler alert tho

god

No, the one good thing about waist trainers was realizing my 9 year old has been listening to me when a commercial came on for them during Little House On The Prairie. Her exact quote was, “I bet there isn’t something like this for men.”

Mekki that would be the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me. I'll willingly give you my address.

Just for this comment, I am going to find out where you live and fill your place with white drunk frat boys (the type that wear football jerseys as regular clothing and only have their caps on backward) all dancing and singing to CCR. That’s right, you will be listening to “Sweet Home Alabama” being sung horribly…

Now you know.