The term “asparagus water” makes me think about how asparagus pee smells.
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Bjorn Disway.
RIHANNA AT CARNIVAL IS MY RELIGION NOW.
ok but you guys aren’t seeing the big picture here. Think about what happened the last time Gwen Stefani went through a major breakup: the best breakup album of the 90s, and easily one of the top ten breakup albums ever made. And that was just her shitty bassist boyfriend, not her HUSBAND of MANY YEARS.
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Is that bitch coming for her money .....I am gutted that my fantasy couple is splitting but I wanted a I KNOW WE’RE COOL ENDING and not him coming at her cash
Personally, I find this Kim K photo makes me the most uncomfortable:
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT INTERVIEW OF ALL TIME
Third time. He has a daughter from when he was really young/before he joined the military. I don't know why I know these things, but I do.
While we’re at it, maybe we can SERIOUSLY investigate Obama’s birth certificate, and maybe finally PAY ATTENTION to the fact that 9/11 was an inside job.
I recently trashed a hand-cranking popcorn machine a terrible ex gifted me, because he thought I should like popcorn more. Fuck him and fuck that thing.
Lol who uses Morse Code. Pony Express or gtfo
The thing that baffles me about not getting your kids vaccinated is missing what an astonishing gift immunity is. Here, for the cost of a moment’s discomfort and a $20 copay, you are protected from a scourge that has caused humanity untold pain and death for millennia.
It’s like Thetis bringing Achilles to the River…
As long as Blake gets custody of Adam Levine, you’ll be fine Miranda.
I’m still not over the amount. WHY.
It is just weird how much I really really want her be attacked by angry wasps.
They can NEVER split, they are basically my role model couple, and if Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally ever split up, I’d be forced to divorce my husband and swear off love forever. FOREVER.
as per his recent episode on “The Nerdist” podcast he still thinks he is the luckiest guy...