I have experienced intense, everything-the-movies-tell-you-will-happen, all encompassing, I.Cannot.Live.Without.YOU love. And that shit is exhilarating...and draining as fuck. Because if it does work, coming down from that high that you both experienced leaves you depressed and questioning the “after” phase of the…

You can have plenty of doubt and ambivalence about small things and still be 100% certain and confident in your relationship. I’m not sure why that should be so annoying. I have annoyances and fights and it still requires effort and work, but the reason that I am ok expressing all of that is that I know that even if…

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.

Balls so big she has to carry them on her chest.

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

I got 71. I’m 25. Thanks, Obama.

Yeah, I mean, obviously brows are something that are not one-size-fits-all, but the crazy super thin line is one of the more unforgiving trends. There are a few people who can pull it off, but brows are like booze: Best enjoyed in moderate amounts until you just sort of lose control and then WHOA what happened here oh…

Kimmunion.

I don’t know, I’ve always admired true goth commitment. Like the girl in one of my classes who showed up during a snowstorm wearing six inch platform over the knee boots, an ankle length black puffer jacket, spiked winter gloves and a vinyl balaclava. Gothifying your winter gear is badass, totally into it.

I really want this for Halloween and other special moments. Like, it’s a bit much for soccer games and carpools, but it’s pretty awesome all the same.

Let’s crucify her, then, so that we may wash ourselves clean in her divine blood.

Another fantastic one I just discovered is instagranniepants. She draws really unflattering pictures of the men who say vulgar things to her and she sends them the picture. It is amazing.

That sounds very similar to my okcupid experience here in the great north west.

I haven’t been on tinder in a few months due to finally having a decent stable relationship, but thinking about it, I figured if I ever went back, I’d make my profile picture of me, wearing a Taylor Swift tank top, and holding a cat in one hand and a laptop on netflix in the other hand.

“Times Square Landmark Buca di Beppo”

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This ring is creeping me the fuck out. I think I have trypophobia.

I look at that ring, and all I can see is lotusboob. My scalp is utterly crawling. I'm sure it's lovely but woah trypophobia.