Bachelorette parties will forever have a special place in my heart. The first time I ever went to a real club (alone and with a male friend), this guy kept creeping over and grinding on me, uninvited. I wasn't yet the elbow-throwing feminist menace I am today, so I didn't know what to do other than sort of awkwardly…

Well sure we can. Can she stop being on a show that polices how other people look?

I built the dance floor, pitched the giant tent, and set up the tables and chairs for the reception with three other groomsman and one of the bride's brothers before the ceremony. Terrible? Really?

I had really pretty sparkly gold high heels for the wedding - unfortunately, they were also really stiff along the sides and the heel (and somehow sharp and stabby?), and double-unfortunately, I rarely wear shoes that aren't birkenstocks, so my feet were not used to shoes, let alone uncomfortable ones. On our wedding…

Last photo, I swear... a Biba make-up tutorial of their signature looks.

Basically *I* (usually) think I'm pretty, but I just about always think that other people WON'T find me pretty. In other words, I usually think I'm gorgeous but simultaneously think that I'm not what men want to see/someone strangers will look at and find attractive.

He and I are currently making living arrangement plans. exciting

This is a pretty accurate summary of my reaction:

Also can we talk about what an awesome legacy stewart has created? I mean given his commitment to including diverse voices, we now have wilmore and noah in time slots dominated by white guys usually. I mean, yes, we need more women in these roles too, but for now, this is a change i can get behind.

For those who don't know who Trevor Noah is, a gift from his stand up. I say Comedy Central made a good choice here.

We each have "Love, Dad" in my father's handwriting on our left inside wrists. My Dad died a year before our wedding but he was more of a father to my husband than his ever was.

My husband and I got mustaches on our fingers, as illustrated in this wonderful photo fail. We give no fucks.

People were talking shit about Obama's tan suit but Ted Cruz is walking around like three different 8 year olds trying to sneak into an R rated movie. This country......

I think the general thought here is: tattoos represent a particular place in your life. You have to make your peace with having that place on your body, always, good or bad, when you get it. I have a couple of tattoos that were related to horrible events, like deaths or breakups, and though I don't feel that pain…

"My husband is from Italy, and if I judged him based on the words that he misuses in our English language he wouldn't be here today."

Fresh, or shrunken? Because I haven't gotten that great of a reaction with fresh heads. I mean, women like fresh flowers right? So you'd think that'd extend to decapitations as well. But nooooo. It's all, "Aaaaaaaah! AAAAAAAAH!" and, "You're insane! Get away from me!" and "You're dripping blood all over the…

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This reminds me, can there be a "pissing contest" of the worst proposal you've ever witnessed? Because I saw one on Valentine's Day that turned my heart to everlasting ice.