her favorite descriptor is "ratchet"

Awesome.

I get what you're saying about people who are generally on feminism's side not being beyond reproach, but this "true ally" shit has got to stop. I am telling you, as a guy, even when we understand there are problems and treating women equally is the only reasonable way to behave, it takes a long-ass time to really…

I have a soft spot for proposals, so I can't even snark, although this wouldn't be my cup of tea (I told my fiance that if he involved our friends and family in his proposal, I would scream "NO!!!!!" in his face in front of everyone).

IMHO, it is the ONLY fro-yo order.

I actually love lychees. (Original Tangy Fro-Yo, Coconut, Lychee and those little gummy rice things FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!) But the name of that fucking martini makes me want to gut something.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE RODENTS THAT DIED 100 YEARS AGO??????

Also, what is with the scare quotes around vintage. It was made in the 1920s. It is vintage.

Maybe I will finally wear the 1920s mink cape I have hidden in my closet that I am terrified of ruining so I just pet occasionally.

Jon Stewart deserves serious props, no matter your choice of political party. He's gotten in more shots on republicans than I could ever count, but we (republicans) are better for it and it's sad to see him leave. He also created a way to do the news that for a younger generation is not just tolerable but widely…

From the Rent-A-Swag "Resort Ringbearer 2015" Collection

Anyone else getting some serious "uncanny valley" vibes from Teresa's face? Like, I think she stole my soul through my computer screen. Also girl where ur forehead at?

I'm really getting sick of this petty, childish joke about what is a very serious matter. After the terrible assault that was the Twilight CGI baby the American people needed comfort and reassurance that fake babies are not actually alive and cannot come for you in the night. American Sniper baby may not be the living…

It's Marine Todd combined with Clint's Americana style. If a Kirk Cameron flick that makes Lifetime TV movies look like Oscar shoe-ins can turn profits, this was a no brainer. Also, it's got that nice benefit of being released after nonstop months of ISIS media coverage which has the American right foaming at the…